what happened at the Lil B concert in Columbus, OH
pictures can be seen more clear & larger on my flickr
Jordan Castro and I drove to Columbus, Ohio on friday
Lil B got on stage and said things like “Ay turn my music up.. Turn it up!” and “who you think i am?” then declared that he was going to start the show over again because they didn’t start with his music loud enough
Lil B then had his DJ play an instrumental that made my body feel like it was shaking and said “this one for the ladies” then touched the bass amps and said something about “sendin’ out them pussy vibrations”
Lil B passed the audience a bottle of Absolut Vodka after asking if it was an all ages show (which it was) to the left side of the audience and then a bottle of Grey Goose to the right side of the audience
A nice african american man that i was near during the show recieved the Grey Goose
A seemingly innocent asian kid near me also recieved the Grey Goose
Lil B preformed “Ellen Degeneres”, “Swag Like Ohio”, and a song that said “Get my dick sucked in the sky, I’m a martian” while people near me smoked weed
people in the crowd began to throw their shirts, underwear and jewelry on the stage for Lil B
the crowd became increasingly excited and threw a Blackberry and credit cards (which he returned). Lil B was very thankful for all of his gifts and told us he loved us all
I noticed a seemingly harmless asian security guard nearby grinning uncontrollably
Lil B went on to tell us that “everyone in this audience is worth one million dollars.” Because of his sunglasses, when he pointed in my general direction I felt he was rapping to me specifically
once he was done preforming, ambient music played and Lil B jumped off the stage to sign people’s shoes. After ~ 10 minutes the ambient music stopped and Lil B said something similar to “keep that goin’ I love that ambient shit” while signing peoples things and saying “i love you all thank you so much” into the microphone. A man who worked for the venue said to me “lets be honest, he was dicking around for 40 minutes and he’s gone over by 45… [everyone who works here] wants to go home.”
the asian security gaurd seemed completely zen/based though
workers from the venue ushered Lil B into the lobby and began tearing everything down. Lil B took pictures with people until the security guards were pushing people out and workers were flashing the venue lights off and on
